Life in Capital City

Inspired by Hannah78 from Brightest Blue who did a Hate Meme last week, I decided to take a stab at it. Brightest Blue made it fun and interesting, while mine seems to be the calling card of someone who has a lot of bent-up frustration and disdain towards people.

1. Most hated food. Greek food. It’s not food, it’s meat…. on a stick. Cavemen did that too.  And look where they are.

2. Most hated person. There isn’t enough bandwidth for this one. But let’s spin the wheel of discontent anyway… Dina Pugliese (from CityTV), Paris Hilton, Rebecca Eckler, anyone having anything to do with The Hills, Pink, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, Justin Timberlake.

3. Most hated job. I worked at Costco Wholesale for about as long as it would take you to drink a cup of coffee.  Hated it.

4. Most hated city. Probably any city in Greece.  Because that’s where the whole meat-on-a-stick thing started. And the having-sex-with-goats thing.  That started there too.

5. Most hated band. Instead of band, I offer a super-group of talentless losers, including: Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Kayne West, Pink.  If these pencil-neck geeks ever unite to record a song, it will no doubt unlock the gates of Hell and bring about the end of the world.

6. Most hated web site. That would probably have to be something called Lainey Gossip.  I can’t say I frequent the site, but from what I understand, she’s a Perez Hilton wannabe. By that logic, anyone who tries to be like Perez must be even worse.

7. Most hated TV program. ANY. REALITY. SHOW. They are fake, scripted and aimed at people who can’t find anything better to do with their time.  Really, you’re watching Flavor of Love? Aren’t there dishes that need washing or a cat that needs petting instead? How about picking your nose? It would be more productive if you spent half an hour doing that.  Also, TMZ.  That “show” is the TV equivalent of Cancer.  I also hated that show where Geena Davis was President, and the one where Kristie Alley was a fashion designer or something.

8. Most hated British politician. Funny thing here, I can’t think of one that I truly hate.

9. Most hated artist. I dunno.. the guy who crapped in a tin can and called it art.

10. Most hated book. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Worst. Name. Ever. for a book.  You can add the Twilight books too. Vampires with messy bed-head hair and eyeliner are NOT real. And for good measure, anything written by Rebecca Eckler.

11. Most hated shop. Zellers.  Most of the stores are so run-down and outdated. Probably not a reason to hate them, but it’s the best I could come up with.

12. Most hated organization. Any right-wing nut job organization that tries to take away the rights of someone else.

13. Most hated historical event. Probably all of the stuff that as human beings, we should be ashamed of.

14. Most hated sport. Golf.

15. Most hated piece of technology. The new “pin/chip” credit cards where I have to input the pin number I don’t remember every time I want to use my Master Card.

16. Most hated annual event. I can’t think of one.  I guess if I don’t like it, then I avoid it.

17. Most hated daily task. Believe it or not, I don’t have one.  Although getting ready for work used rank pretty high.

18. Most hated comedian. Dane Cook.  Completely overrated.

19. Most hated movie. The Pirate Movie, Time Bandits, Glitter, Crossroads, anything with Jennifer Aniston in it.

Normally I don’t like to use the word “hate” as it is such a strong word.  And doing something like this makes you realize that some things aren’t worth hating as much as you thought they were.

But then there are things that you just can’t hate enough.  Such as everything listed above.